Monday, August 11, 2008

You Wear It Well

Dear Hub,

I was cleaning up the playroom downstairs when I came across, yet again, a mass such as the one pictured above. Perhaps, I had not made myself clear when in the last six years of finding these clumps that , I, under NO circumstances will I ever desire or want the following: a Catsmere sweater, a Hello Kitty fur lined skull cap, and most definitely not a pair of the Purr-fect black pants. Yes, I love my cat but I do not wish to wear him. So next time you brush the cat and the thought arises "Should I keep the fur for future feline fashions or throw it away?" Do yourself and your sex life a favor and THROW.THE. FUR.AWAY. your wife

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Lu said...

Too funny for words. This isn't a problem at my house, because SLB never even considers brushing either cat.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure that it's not from Ian's sweater????

Shannie said...

LMAO! And, gArossssss!