There Goes My Baby

Yo Mom! Why are you crying?

Today is a glorious day!

It's my Half Birthday!

Oh brother!

All this sobbing stuff is so embarrassing.

Gaa Gaa Goo Goo (humoring the mom)

Oh, Jeez!  Don't get yourself all worked up about it,

just sit back and relax.

Because you see, Mom, I will always be your baby.