Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Ill Communication

This little story first appeared on facebook on Valentine's Day and is what actually got me thinking about going back to blogging to spare my facebook friends of my silly shenanigans...

Psst...lean in a little closer, I have something to ask you.

Will you please, please be my Valentine?

No?? You just stomped my heart into two.

Then I shall kick you in the teeth. Did I ever tell you that your breath smells like cat food?

What? What's that you say? You WILL be my Valentine!
Oops, my bad. *insert foot into mouth*

You have made me one happy guy!!

Howz about we kiss and make up?

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